What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I'm almost too old to be on The Real World but feel like I'm too young to be on The Bachelor and I'm just really confused with my place in life.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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