Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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