what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
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you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
It mathmatically balances. Less pants + more shirt = fully clothed. see? Not a whore!
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
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You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
What conversation warrents "penis" in rainbow comic sans
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