The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
In other news, I just sneezed and almost shit myself. What is happening to my life??
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