Why do my orgasm prompt her to begin using babytalk EVERYTIME?!
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
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Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
No one showed up yet so I smoked 4:20 on chatroulette with a naked chick..
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
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The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
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