you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
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