Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
'fingered' and 'feelings' NEVER belong in the same sentence.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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