yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
We'll just charge in there, all pant less and fabulous demanding he give back her ferret.
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
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