why didn't you poke me back
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Randomize
