He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
I just caught Brandon licking the fake chocolate on a smores ornament
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
Randomize
