Buhtt sex?
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
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I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
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Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Just cleaned someone else's sperm off of my bedroom wall. Never throwing a house party again.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
No we didn't talk. I was high and doing naked yoga in the living room when she walked in so it was just awkward. I didn't even know my dad had a girlfriend.
If I had a dollar for every functioning brain cell you had I would owe someone a lot of money
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