This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
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Just saw a guy doing jumping jacks at the gym. I don't even have to create a punch line for that
he got a charlie horse midthrust which triggered my orgasm we're still sorting this out.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
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PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
In other news: I found out that my mom used to fuck my newest fuck buddy's dad when they were in school.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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