C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Are you awake? I feel like I need to confess my sins to someone not on this side of the country.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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