You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
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I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
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She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I made out with the uber driver for free weed, I thought he deserved it
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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