We hit a deer, sort of a buzz kill. But it's fine.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
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I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
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I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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