So then I told him that only a restaurant managed by a florida fan could run out of ketchup
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
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I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
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I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Hey can you explain why there's a dissected coconut in my purse????
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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