Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
I was thinking of baby names while I was giving him a blow job
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Just so you know.. If you ever cheat on me, i will cut your dick and fingers off and post them as my cover photo on Facebook. Love you.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
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