I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
he started fingering my stomach rolls instead of my vag... am i really that fat?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
I just helped a group of highschool stoners find a safe place to smoke I feel like a responsible rolemodel
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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