yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
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Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
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I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Let it be known that on this day, the 26th of October, in the year 2016, I successfully put both of his balls in my mouth at once.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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