with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
I think your dad took our porno
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
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