i need an iv and a liver transplant
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
So I'm drunk playing pool in a bar with a guy I arrested last week for a DUI...if he recognizes me, shit's gonna get real.
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
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