I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Thanksgiving Shitshow: My grandparents found me passed out on the bathroom floor wearing nothing but a scarf made of toilet paper
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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