It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Thanks for not letting me choke to death on my vomit last night
Thank you for attempting to organize my DVDs in chronological and alphbetical order
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
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