Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
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He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
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Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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