Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Just call Katie. She's like the drunk whisperer; she can get them to do anything.
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What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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