Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
They totally botched my boob job. My tits look like they're are winking.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I just got home and spray-tanned my boyfriend. That's the side of relationships they don't tell you about...
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