so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
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