Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
It's two in the afternoon, I'm on my third glass of wine and I'm watching Lambchop on youtube. How do you think I feel right now?
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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