I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
