Is it normal to miss your booty call?
My sheets look like a crime scene.
Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Being single/not living at home sucks. All I want is someone I can force to pick up my pizza for me so I don't have to talk to anyone.
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He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
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