if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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