Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
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giving a 30 min presentation still drunk is like giving birth, upside down in a pit of snakes while being on fire.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Nothing. Its like my body doesn't know how to function on a Saturday when its not hungover and/or still drunk.
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She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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