Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
to whom it may concern. if i am dead in colleens bed it is not her fault i slept in my scarf. my dads middle name is ronald.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
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