Walk of Shame. In a state park.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
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Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Maybe we should invest in one and when one of us wishes to be a hot mess in a wheel chair the other one will push the mess around to wherever it wants to go.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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