if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
Randomize