An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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