How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Trust me that one dick you don't want. It's like a whale... That's swam too many oceans...
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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