You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
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I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
I like using largw condoms because they are more comfortable but also I feel bad because it's like false advertisement
THIS IS WHY I WENT TO SCHOOL FOR TO BE A COSMETOLOGIST TO HELP MY EX BOYFRIENDS CURRENT GIRLFRIEND BE MILDLY ATTRACTIVE... Everything DOES happen for a reason
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
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I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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