Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I'm a wonderful, drunk angel of hydration and sometimes absinthe.
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
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