how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I wanna introduce you to my balls, Thunder and Lightning.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
Omg. Tonight might be the night I masturbate thinking of a smoothie!
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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