ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
It got a little outta hand when you wanted to do body shots on the table.. at Dennys.. at 4 AM.. with lemonade
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
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