$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
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so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
sexting on a treadmill. speed 9.0 beat that slut!
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
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i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
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