so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When did angry sex become our thing?
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
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