Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
our cab driver is having phone sex.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
how was your night?
well, i just purchased 'sorry for being a drunk whore' cupcakes. how do you think my night was?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
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I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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