OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
stalking the twitter feeds of girls who have fucked my current fuck buddy makes me glad we use condoms
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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