I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I'm drunk filing my taxes in a bar on a Monday afternoon in a Regular Show onesie. I think I'm starting to get the hang of this whole adult thing.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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