that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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