hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
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