theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
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Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
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I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
Apparently when you start crushing adderall and blending them into your margaritas calling them blenderalls you have "a problem" WTF
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