Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
We fucked to techno music while he wore shin guards... best sex ever.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Randomize
