so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
it's sunday funday. and also, who can outslut the other day.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
I was drunk petting a fox and taking shots of Jager. That's about as outdoorsy as it gets.
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I should make a collage of all the pictures of me caught doing slutty things
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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