I would kick you in the vagina but I'm afraid I would lose my shoe.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
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Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
My new roommate is one of my Tinder matches... It is so on.
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