We named our party play list daddy issues
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
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I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
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He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
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I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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